Yesterday’s post upset some people who shall remain nameless. I wrote a random list of things that I want. Not things that I need. I know the difference. Believe me. And I meant what I said, PLEASE DON’T COMPREHEND PURCHASING ANY OF THEM.
I was trying to be cute and a little cheeky and apparently it didn’t come across as clearly as I hoped. Please forgive me blogosphere.
Rabbi Eleanor Steinman 
wait, you mean, rabbis aren’t allowed to want things?
Rabbis are totally allowed to want things. Rabbis are people.
I still think the post was great. It made me laugh. Even more, you did not ask for anything that was totally over the top like a Ferarri. Sorry that some took it the wrong way. I thought that you made the intent of the posting pretty clear.
Perhaps you can make this your list for Chana-Claus.